Dear customer,

You’re like 50. Please stop smashing your face against the glass cases.

I am so excited to inform you all

That I have just been accepted to teach for a year in China!
I will be teaching English as a Second Language in a school that I have yet to be assigned to.
This will be such a glorious experience!

WHEN YOU AS A TANGO NEWBIE ARE INVITED TO DANCE IN A MILONGA

whenyouliveinargentina:

When I’m hungover for a brunch date

whatshouldbetchescallme:

gaydevoir:

uggatrip:

sucks that guys go through puberty longer than girls do. means i gotta be like this for longer while girls are already done feelin shitty and lookin weird

we bleed out of our vaginas every month even after we’re teenagers do u think this is a fucking game son